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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

The Evil Within 

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ollivander:

literally my fav thing about fall besides the weather is that I can throw all my baggy warm clothes on and feel my self esteem rise from the bullet wound that is summer clothes

relative:
so, are you dating anyone?
me:
yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative:
sure!
relative:
why are you starting up a video game
me:
heyy whats your fav band?
boy:
the beatles
me:
*falls asleep*

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

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tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….